#14

havent bothered reading the article yet. can we not just buy avocados not grown in Mexico?

#15

Have you ever referred to one as an avocado pear?

#16

do your own research, bud. I’m just here to pour scorn on folk, then fuck off

#17

Avocado on egg
:heart::heart::heart::heart:

#18

What’s the hot gossip about Mexicados then?

#19

something to do with deforestation and drug lords

#20

come on dude! do you get your girlfriend to read the paper for you?

#21

Apologies for not being an avid reader of Avocado Update, but I’ve not seen ‘Mexican Avocado Scandal’ plastered all over the news today.

#22

god, can’t eat avocados, can’t eat tofu, can’t drink soya milk, can’t drink almond milk. what on earth CAN you have these days??!?!

#23

Seaweed thins

2 Likes
#24

Buwrongo

#25

some people in my office eat like one a day.

i’m hoping we find out shortly that eating too much avocado is like eating too much liver and they’ve slowly been (non-fatally) poisoning themselves whilst instagramming it

#26

Zimbabweans call them quarter pears for some reason.

1 Like
#27

I eat one a day, I don’t Instagram it. Cheers

#28

Are you including guacamole in this? I’m sorry but a world without guacamole is one I’ll exit fast.

#30

everything’s unethical when you think about it

#31

go on…

<kicks back, lights a rolly>

1 Like
#33

every time you start a thread, someone dies

1 Like
#34

haha nice backtracking dude!

please elaborate on the interesting point you’ve raised

#35

You mean it’s impossible to be truly ethical in a late capitalist society? That we’re all morally doomed and avocados are the first statue to fall?

1 Like