#22
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#23

Think this might actually be worse than the Eubank one

#25

I am from ‘the Midlands of England’ and I’ve never, ever heard the word. Even amongst the odd sorts who inhabit the East Midlands.

#26

My dad used to say “nesh out” quite often, to mean wet out of something. Never adopted the expression meself mostly because it sounds uncomfortably similar to “nosh off”.

#27

Close enough.

#28

My mate was in his room having a wank. He decided to put his headphones on and close his eyes. When he opened his eyes, his dinner was on a tray on the end of his bed.

Astonishing and very, very true.

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#29

Almost too jaw dropping to be believable.

#30

They might have been making it up in order to sound interesting. Tbf, it worked.

#31

Thank you for that edit, doubt I would have believed this astonishing tale otherwise.

#32

Just felt it had to be highlighted quite how astonishing it is, and totally true by the way.

#33

now then now then!

#34

When I was a young kid fishing with my Dad on a lake a giant oak tree fell down in the middle of the lake, didn’t make a cracking sound or anything, was completely silent until it hit the water. Made quite a wave, it was on a windless sunny day too.
I was astonished at the time, not sure if it is an astonishing story though, you decide!

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#35

If a tree falls into a lake when you’re with your dad, does it make a sound?

#36

my dad says nesh to mean mard

#37

And he says mard to mean…?

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#38

It very nearly fell on some other people fishing in front of it, but fortunately it was just to the side of them, they wouldn’t have heard it though as previously mentioned it was silent!

#39

Tuesd

#40

he doesnt really say mard

#41

That is totally nesh.

#42

no i dont think so