At long last!

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If you’ve had an accident, theo speaks to you.

“Ah, shit mate. Think you’ve had an accident, and my data suggests it was your fault. You alright?”

"My sensors are detecting that you need a shit, the next pub is 2.4 miles or 4 minutes away. "

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Apparently some cars already have a thing built in where it calls someone in an emergency call centre if the airbag gets set off.

On a safe driving course at work the person giving it said they had a client once who borrowed their partner’s car and didn’t know it had this. They crashed, the airbag went off (which makes everything go a bit white powdery), and from her point of view she’s just been in an accident, everything’s white and indistinct, and some ephemeral woman’s voice is saying “are you alright?”. She thought she’d died and it was an angel, rather than someone in a call centre in Slough.

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POTW nomination, all day long.

I’m pretty sure he meant ethereal not ephemeral so it’s a no for me.

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ftfy

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