πŸ‘ At the πŸ‘ drinks vending machine πŸ‘ πŸ‘ at work

The price :clap: has gone down from 80p :clap: to 70p :clap: but you have to put in 80p or it won’t vend :clap: :clap:

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do a youtube channel called β€œwill it vend?” where you stick different amounts of money in the machine and see what comes out

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If :clap: you’re :clap: not :clap: clapping :clap: when :clap: you’re :clap: a :clap: hype :clap: man :clap: then :clap: you’re :clap: not :clap: hyping :clap: enough

the way youve purposefully done the clapping thing wrong is very annoying and I fucking love you for it, well played

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:clap: tracy :clap: is :clap: hot :clap:

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Secondary school assembly

GUEST SPEAKER: β€œOkay, thank you very much for your time!”

HEADTEACHER: β€œThank you so much for visiting today! Let’s give Tim a round of applause”

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

HEADTEACHER: β€œokay, so next I just need to tell you a few things about the arr-”

:clap:

β€œabout the arrangements for next Thu-”

:clap:

β€œfor next Thursday’s sports da-”

:clap:

β€œThe next person to clap will be suspended for the rest of the day. Stop it!”

:clap:

nervous laughter

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