At the third stroke the time sponsored by Accurist will be

just a bit past 1 o’clock.

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Nah brew, it’s 2:08 and all’s weyullll

My brain is having a moment about whether this should actually be ‘passed’. Neither looks right. Gah.

I know what you mean, but he’s right I think.

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Used to call this number for fun as a kid until I realised you had to pay for it, then I went back to usual clocks

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Oh I didn’t realise you had to pay either. Oops.

At the third stroke the time sponsored by Accurist will be time you started coughing up some pocket money ya wee cunt

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Also, for some reason as a kid I completely ignored the three beeps thing. When he said the time, I acted like that was the time right now, instead of after three seconds. Moron.