At what age were you when you stopped pissing the bed?


#1

If you pissed it while wrecked up in your twenties or something, that still counts and that was the age you stopped pissing the bed and should tell the whole class.


#2

Never pissed the bed while drunk. Probs like 5. dunno


#3

The last time I remember pissing the bed was when I overheard my parents talking to some people about the Texas CM. It put the shits up me and I need a slash in the night but was too scared to go to the loo so pissed in the corner of my bed.

(insert joke along the lines of 25 I was)


#4

listened to the new Conor Oberst album last night


#5

I don’t remember. I don’t think that this was something that I did regularly if at all.


#6

which corner of the bed?


#7

the one with the turd stains


#8

Ah another thread to weed out the bedwetters. The shame.


#9

Say you were lying on your back then it would be the corner where your right foot would be.


#10

can only remember doing it once after infancy but can’t pinpoint the age. somewhere between 9 and 13.
started weeing in my dream and then i woke up and i was still doing it. felt really good and i have no regrets


#11

solid choice


#12

that’s a pretty strong jet to hit the corner while lying down, impressive work!


#13

Mate, this is Drowned In Sound. Everybody who posts on this forum is still wetting the bed.


#14

I’ve never actualyl pissed the bed and I’ve been in some right states over the years. I have, however, possibly pissed myself in my sleep twice not in my bed:

Christmas night out - I woke up soaked in a house and had no idea where I was. Climbed through the window and followed the tram tracks back to Nottingham. Still don’t know where I stayed. Didn’t smell of piss but its very possible.

Played a gig and got obliterated. woke up in the bath and my jeans soaked. Probably water, but it was possibly piss so putting this out there.

Both times I was 22


#15

Four or five maybe? Haven’t done it in adulthood.


#16

My story is exactly the same as this. We were on holiday in Wales and I started pissing in my sleep, - woke up halfway through when I realised what I was doing. Probably about 10 years old I reckon. No regrets.


#17

yeah, this. my bladder control is too good, if anything.


#18

About 11 I think.


#19

Astonished by the lack if drunk pissers. Did it the very first night at University. Had to sneak out and wash them in the morning.


#20

28 years old I was