#18

although we rent out two floors of the building, the top floor is for one specific project and the bottom floor is for another one, so you’re not supposed to mix between the two and most people physically can’t move between floors as you need your ID card to get in and out and they’re only active on one floor.

we’ve recently moved one team from the top floor to the bottom floor (in their own secure room of course) - they’ve been told they’re not allowed to use the bottom floor’s toilets and have to go upstairs and use those. same if they want to use the kitchen. it’s ridiculous.

#19

Do apples shit?

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#20

I don’t even pee at work unless it’s an actual emergency. I’m like a camel and only pee first thing in the morning and last thing at night though, and I think I’ve only ever needed a work shit if I’ve had a tummy bug.

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#21

EVERYONE POOPS.

#22

Alright Michael Stipe

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#23

we’ve only got one cubicle and two urinals, there’s always a chance someone is already in there so if someone is walking in in front of you it just decreases the chance of you getting a free toilet, especially if you’re after the cubicle. just logical sense to change route and go to the floor below.

#24

how is that possible?? do you not drink much during the day? i usually wee at least 3 times during the work day

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#25

I drink loads (although not much tea/ coffee or diuretics) but I seem to have some kind of cavernous bladder #steadyon Maybe I sweat loads? I went through a phase of having awful bladder control when I was suffering from anxiety, because I’m so used to lacking the urgency to wee, that I would get caught short an be hopping from foot to foot. But under normal circumstances, I just seem to save them up without even realising.

#26

i’m jealous of your supernatural ability

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#27

I’m probably just missing an urgency nerve that means I’m going to be in nappies before my 50th :joy:

#29

it seems like a lot of people at my work have a hangup about pooing when someone is using another cubicle

i regularly go into the loos, which have 4 cubicles, and find that 2 or more people are apparently having a standoff where they both sit in silence not shitting hoping that the other will leave

#30

I actually just go back to my desk and then go again a bit later.

I don’t like sharing the toilet with colleagues.

#31

agree with this option

also, hate when you are ‘finishing up’ and you hear a neighbour doing the same - i usually wait them out, like i don’t leave the cubicle until I can hear they have left

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#32

Yeah I either wait them out or try to be first so they wait.

#33

I work with so many blokes who can’t follow this unwritten rule!

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#34

Only good thing about my new office: individual cubicles. Like a proper separate room with its own lockable door. Total privacy, whenever you want it. Not even any urinals. It’s heaven, friends.

#35

There’s a guy in my department who’s the odd one. I went into a cubicle and then the person in the other cubicle went out. I could hear the water going as he washed his hands. He spent a long time washing his hands. Then a long time drying them. A very long time. I stayed in my cubicle even though I was done and ready to go wash my hands. But I knew it was the office weirdo out there. No one else, no one, would spend THAT much time washing their hands. I could have taken a full shower in that time. Weirdo.

#36

apples don’t

silly taro

#37

just makes me chuckle when someone in the cubicle next to me is parping away like they are playing a trumpet. Never fails to make me laugh, even more so if I know who it is.

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#38

I had to cover my mouth to keep the laughs in yesterday, when I was in a cubicle and someone at a urinal did a proper both barrels fart that ended in a squeak.

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