#23

we’ve only got one cubicle and two urinals, there’s always a chance someone is already in there so if someone is walking in in front of you it just decreases the chance of you getting a free toilet, especially if you’re after the cubicle. just logical sense to change route and go to the floor below.

#24

how is that possible?? do you not drink much during the day? i usually wee at least 3 times during the work day

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#25

I drink loads (although not much tea/ coffee or diuretics) but I seem to have some kind of cavernous bladder #steadyon Maybe I sweat loads? I went through a phase of having awful bladder control when I was suffering from anxiety, because I’m so used to lacking the urgency to wee, that I would get caught short an be hopping from foot to foot. But under normal circumstances, I just seem to save them up without even realising.

#26

i’m jealous of your supernatural ability

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#27

I’m probably just missing an urgency nerve that means I’m going to be in nappies before my 50th :joy:

#29

it seems like a lot of people at my work have a hangup about pooing when someone is using another cubicle

i regularly go into the loos, which have 4 cubicles, and find that 2 or more people are apparently having a standoff where they both sit in silence not shitting hoping that the other will leave

#30

I actually just go back to my desk and then go again a bit later.

I don’t like sharing the toilet with colleagues.

#31

agree with this option

also, hate when you are ‘finishing up’ and you hear a neighbour doing the same - i usually wait them out, like i don’t leave the cubicle until I can hear they have left

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#32

Yeah I either wait them out or try to be first so they wait.

#33

I work with so many blokes who can’t follow this unwritten rule!

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#34

Only good thing about my new office: individual cubicles. Like a proper separate room with its own lockable door. Total privacy, whenever you want it. Not even any urinals. It’s heaven, friends.

#35

There’s a guy in my department who’s the odd one. I went into a cubicle and then the person in the other cubicle went out. I could hear the water going as he washed his hands. He spent a long time washing his hands. Then a long time drying them. A very long time. I stayed in my cubicle even though I was done and ready to go wash my hands. But I knew it was the office weirdo out there. No one else, no one, would spend THAT much time washing their hands. I could have taken a full shower in that time. Weirdo.

#36

apples don’t

silly taro

#37

just makes me chuckle when someone in the cubicle next to me is parping away like they are playing a trumpet. Never fails to make me laugh, even more so if I know who it is.

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#38

I had to cover my mouth to keep the laughs in yesterday, when I was in a cubicle and someone at a urinal did a proper both barrels fart that ended in a squeak.

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#39

I’d be tempted to high five them. After we’d both washed our hands of course.

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#40

Shitting for me is not a bodily function, but is in fact a ritual.
Probably the only time, both at home & in the office, when I can get some peace & quiet.
I could say much more about this, but feel as if I have already said far too much

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#41

Maybe he was washing his genitalia as well?

#42

That is not an image that I want in my head.

#43

Really don’t like it when, without seeing them go in, you instinctively know which colleague is taking a dump next to you.

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