#44

Why can they?

They ain’t going to notice one cookie missing from a pack of 4. And if they do, mind your own business Susan!

#45

Got any ID for that cookie?

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#46

Because they’re not legally obliged to sell you something just because it’s on the shelves.

Obviously they will though, this isn’t a proper argument.

#47

Is it OK to sit in the booze aisle chugging their vodka?

Asking for a friend.

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#49

So you’re waiting how long before you eat? Even if you’re really really hungry and feel faint?

#50

If you’re feeling faint and you play your cards right they might give you a sweet for free!

#51

I don’t think you know what you’re talking about so i’m not sure how i’m supposed to know.

#52

You wouldn’t download a cocktail

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#53

or I could bash my head on the floor fainting and die?!

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#55

(again: this is a facetious argument anyway)

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#56

Well you could…

#57

Been watching Black Mirror again?

#59

I used to think it was a bit scummy to consume something before you’ve paid for it and then I had a kid. OK, it’s maybe still a bit scummy, but I don’t GAF. I always bring a snack when we go out to the shops in case to distract, but you can guarantee that your wild 2 year old isn’t going to want whatever you’ve packed and it needs to be the thing they are fixating on in the biscuit aisle, and my view of shopping where a tantrum is on the cards is ‘take the path of least resistance’. It helps now that Tesco give a free piece of fruit to every kid that can be eaten while shopping, but my boy can put away a banana in about 3 minutes flat and I need more time than that to do the shopping, so a completely unsuitable treat it is.

#60

Thankfully you’re no longer a toddler though.

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#61

the other exception I think is people who have low blood sugar for any reason.

I don’t think I’ve ever had a supermarket cookie. but this thread has made me want one even though they sound too hard.

#62

Guys this is about cookie injustice. We aren’t going to get anywhere if we don’t work together. Please unite under my leadership. Swear your allegiance to me.

#63

I tried to steer back on to cookies, sorry lonzo.

Do you think there’s such a think as TOO gooey a cookie? I had a tim hortons a few weeks ago and thought it was too sickly.

#65

I bake these ones that have golden syrup in them and if they’re undercooked they’re literally inedible. Not because of the taste, but logistically.

#66

Yeah, watching kids manipulate their parents is one of the few pleasures of going to a supermarket.