August 2018 Politics Thread


#261

#262

Why did I scroll through that entire cul-de-sac of hideous shithouses?

Christ I need a drink.


#263

Jess Phillips :roll_eyes:


#264

fun fact. i’m mates with ONE of these people. Not one of the shit ones don’t worry

edit: in fact i’m meeting them for lunch tomorrow in fact. am i in fact part of the problem?*

*probably yes.


#265

Hope you and Katy have a nice lunch


#266

imagine.


#267

Ok?

Xylo and Katy balls meet at 12. “Long time no see buddy, what do you fancy, Italian? Light bite? Pret and take it to the park?”


#268

enter safebruv


#269

Katy balls guardian op Ed.

“My lunch of dread with the so called tolerant left”


#270

Glimpsed that headline about 1 degree increase being about it for the planet and couldn’t bring myself to click on the article.

Had a really low moment thinking about my wee boy. I’ve had a good life and the planet/society has been grim at times/ mostly bearable but I just keep thinking about explaining to him when he’s a wee bit older things like - yeah we used to have free healthcare but, yeah we had polar bears but, yeah you would have loved this park ten years ago but, yeah we fucked it sorry. I mean I’m sure I’m not the first one to feel like this but still.


#271

One of Taki’s ‘Swedish admirers?’


#272

my moneys on Mick Hucknall - he’s angling for a go in the xylotub


#273

I’ll never tell, obv, but i swear it’s not a baddie.


#274

Xylo comes home and sees his wife looking worried

A: Xylo, there are these people, who said that they were your friends, and … and they’re in the hot tub.
X: Oh great, that’ll be Mick Hucknall, and his supermodel pals!
[dashes upstairs, gets changed and runs down into the garden]
X: …
MH: Eeehhhhh! Look who I brought along with me: Andrew Neil and Rupert Murdoch! Hop in!


Niche erotica
#275

It’s really shit. Don’t read the article.


#276

If you knew anything about xylo, you’d know that going upstairs to get changed isn’t a requirement for a hot tub session


#277

xylo


#278

You know what? my rep used to be Tantruming About Stuff Embarrassingly, so if weird sex pond bloke is my new brand, so be it.


#279

Flies off the handle a quickly has he takes his pants off near water.

A pm’d description of you from an unnamed poster


#280

imagine someone PMing it and not just saying it! very DiS