#2805

There are some real cockferrets out there, Bammers

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#2806

a right gaggle of fuckspittle.

God it’s so easy

#2807

That’s the kind of thing only a Ravenclaw would say

#2808

this is why I can’t stop hating everybody :frowning:

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#2809

What a twatmuffin.

#2810

remember to make numerous references to boris johnson’s appearance

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#2811

people who have only ever watched crap british comedies like blackadder and got all their comedy from silly slightly rude words

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#2812

Not sure I get this joke.

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#2813

They’re the sort of people that will verbally and sometimes physically get more offended at protesters trying to cover their face than the people they’re actually protesting against

#2814

quite liked this

If you use these words, you’re turning your back on the rich history of earthy, brutish, egalitarian British swearing to evoke some bizarre Thorpe Park fantasy Britain set somewhere between 1928 and 1954. It’s not that there’s no room for innovation in swearing, but the forsaking our national inheritance - your everyday fucks, shits and bastards - for smug, self-consciously quirksome insults is a travesty which must be stopped.

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#2815

that’s the stuff

#2816

hadn’t thought about it this way before but it is very much a class gatekeeping thing isn’t it? Like “oh I’m not going to lower myself to brutal and vulgar swearing like the masses I need to signify how witty and erudite I am”

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#2817

But I was led to believe that the Queen is in Balmoral?

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#2818

It absolutely, absolutely is - and it’s core is essentially they’re relatively comfortable and will likely to continue to be so their anger ceiling is basically akin to a delivery arriving late

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#2819

bunch of pisskettles, the lot of them. Absolute shitsockets.

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#2820

That is literally the only reason I can think of why Armando’s plan wouldn’t work.

#2821

*cunts

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#2822

I wish there was another word like cunt, like something really old and immutable

#2823

Voldemort?

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#2824

Storm the palace, eps! STORM IT!

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