I paid for a first class stamp and everything!

listen up you fuck shouldered mince twats

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When the Panama Papers protest happened there were tropical shirts and beach balls

Doubtless her lawyers doings again

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remember when the journalist that started the whole panama papers thing was assassinated via car bomb.

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I mean, how can you tell it’s a joke if it doesn’t make reference to a dickwaffle?

isn’t it also mimicking how US libs started talking in rapidfire snappy patter to mimic the west wing, so ours started making up weird swear words a la malcolm tucker?

i can’t fault them for wanting excitement, to feel like the star of their own show. sometimes when i’m walking around town i adopt a stern faced, alert posture, and pretend i’m a spy with a conscience, on the run from the evil spy agency.

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It’s a shame the RMT are such lexiters they could probs stop Brexit this afternoon.

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FYI, the Q2 donations data is out

The Independent Group for Changing not much received 6 donations above the reporting threshold and an additional 3 were deemed impermissible.

Details as follows:

Donee Value
THE & PARTNERS LONDON LIMITED £4,167
THE & PARTNERS LONDON LIMITED £125,620
THE & PARTNERS LONDON LIMITED £8,333
Charlotte Warner £50,000
David Symondson £50,000
Evan Kirk £25,000

3 donations from Dmitry Leus totalling £3600 were returned as he wasn’t on the local electoral register.

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I wonder what would happen if a crowd did storm the palace. Not in a violent way, just boosted over the fences, pulled open the doors, went in and refused to budge. Are the police / troops going to shoot at them?

Yes

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they would be arrested for womblefuckery.

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I like most of Iannucci’s work, but he can’t honestly believe that Dominic Cummings gives a shit whether people are protesting outside parliament or the palace.

Absolute heckbunnies, damnsalivators and sheeshkittens

Not so keen on his twitter series

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Quite like the idea of her turning up at Balmoral to a room full of letters from Emma Kennedy and fans telling her not to listen to Boris Johnson.

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Hmmm. I’m not sure. And if it did happen, I think it would be a very big tipping point.

Maybe he thinks it’ll convince the Queen to don an excoriating brooch and summon BoJo to the palace?

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ten points for grumblesnore

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You’ve got more faith in the British public than I do. Can’t imagine any majority response other than “well they knew the risks, can’t threaten the royal family like that”

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