#1586

any good political news lately?

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#1587

donald trump is having a very public huff because he can’t buy greenland

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#1588

that’s very silly!

#1589
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#1590

Agreed. They bought Alaska, after all.

#1591

Tbf Trump isn’t the first US president to float the idea of purchasing Greenland, it’s just the way he’s going about it that is so spectacularly bizarre.

#1592

ok dr history

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#1593

Red White and Blue handball

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#1594

I know he probably doesn’t see the distinction but he’s not even implying the US buy Greenland, but just himself, which is very weird.

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#1595

did you know Corbyn came to Corby on Monday?

I wonder where he went. Maybe he’ll come to my town if I wish hard enough.

#1596

I still think a Labour government should do this regardless of it’s eventual position within the EU as part of a program of state disobedience. The UK isn’t in the Eurozone what do they have to lose?

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#1597

Barnier: NI will have to stay aligned for a while to prevent civil war

May: how about GB does too?

Barnier: sure thing, now off you fuck and pass the damn legislation

May: ok, 1st vote!

Johnson: no!

May: ok, let’s try again

Johnson: no!

May (wearily): one more for luck…

Johnson: yes!

Nameless evil Tory: no, hahaha!

May: aah fuck this, i’m off to the winchester for a pint

May exits stage left, Johnson puts on a crown made of shredded bin bags

Johnson: damn it feels good to be a gangster

Johnson: …how about we sack that off and get ROI to join our new magical trading club, 10 points to Gryffindor if they join before 1st September

ROI: :joy: you fucking bellend :sob:

Merkel: facepalm

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#1598

these new Marlon & Roscoe episodes have gotten a bit dry for me

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#1599

Aye, as I said, McDonnell and Abbott have said they’d campaign for Remain. And Abbott has gone further than ‘Labour may stay neutral’ by saying that she thinks Labour ought to be full Remain. That’s them testing the waters, though, isn’t it? No confirmation of a change in heart by the boss, yet, as far as I afaik.

#1600

He was in Orbyn on Saturday and Coryn in Tuesday so if you don’t live in Crbyn in south wales i think you might be shit outta luck

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#1601

Get on with it Corby!

Just seeing if I can hoover up some more likes for making the same joke twice in one thread

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#1602

The award-winning* Pen Green Centre. Mr. Corbyn did not go on a tour of the building.

*) 2017 Corby Business Of The Year

#1603

always worth a few likes this one

#1604

good lad

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#1605

I might start calling him Jeremy Corby at all times now

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