Ftfy

Actually, never mind

Harry winks is alright, he’s no local Indian

Third party image rights or something.
Some parasites somewhere wanting money for presumably doing fuck all.

Or he doesn’t want to come

Up to you what you believe really

Gonna level with you guys, I’d never even heard of Lo Celso prior to this transfer window

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Will be interesting to see how he gets on.

I mean, his form going into this season can’t be any worse than last season’s…

Haribo Winks

In a way, it would actually be good and funny if we sign Fernando Llorente for some fucking reason.

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That graph of players speed is gonna need a log scale if big fern is in the squad

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A new signings 100m race of James, wan bissaka, maguire and llorente could be very satisfying social media content

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Hope Slabhead is good for 25 goals a season now Lukaku is gone

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I know Watford have done great work in the area for years but it’ll be really funny if Spurs become the first club to be required to refer to their player as if they were a regen

To the Leeds’ fans on here, do you think Clarke will actually get much game time this season?

Seems Bielsa prefers Harrison and, if you get Kent off Liverpool, he’ll be pushed even further down the pecking order.

If you’re not going to play him, what’s the point of him being there.

North East London are pleased to announce the signing of Pablo Daley.

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Pretty fucked up that someone can literally sign away the rights to their own image though. Late stage capitalism is a trip

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Rejected draft for Radioheads debut album

33m for Tierney and Luiz is really good business. Improves two of their weakest positions straight away (as ceballos probably will too). Really good window for Arsenal

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Imagine if spurs get dybala but he has to play every game wearing a lucha mask

That would be good

More lucha masks in general in football imo

Everyone has to shut their eyes when he has the ball

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