August Football Thread - finally we're back

Pele for me

No attention seeking Edgelord responses, please

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Socrates

Brazil are considered by some to be one of the finest footballing nations in the world so there’ll be a lot of debate I think

Greek

STOP THE COUNT

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Dunga

Where are peoples mates’ getting their streams these days?

run an adblock

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Too many Norwegians on the pitch imo

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Yeah, what is this, a game of Premier League football or a magnificent Fjord in Norway?

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If Manchester City were a great team, like Sunderland or Brazil, they’d be winning right now

Yeah at half time they’re going to switch from playing football to racing to the south pole!

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Yeah, and then at full-time they’ll probably start eating hot dogs or some sort of food from a tube, right @whiterussian ?

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On the team bus later on Oscar Bobb sticks on a dvd copy A Doll’s House (1973) because he finds it the most faithful interpretation of Ibsen’s work #justnorwegianthings

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Guardiola gets them all roller skiing in training tomorrow #JustNorwegianThings

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Reckon Sunderland might’ve broken Derby’s record if they stuck with last season’s team.

Annoying they might’ve cobbled together* a half decent side now

*£100million+

My old man reckons that Wolfe lad we’ve got looks like a young Gordon Ramsay. Not convinced, myself.

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This City team is getting nowhere near the title, mates.

Surprise, surprise, as shit as last season then.

Get rid of the c*nt.