August Football Thread, in acknowledgement of next weekend's Carabao Cup bollocks

My advice to all non-Arsenal-supporting mutuals who are attempting to invest themselves in the PL this time around.

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Don’t agree. Villa were pretty dirty.

  • me explaining to Jesus who the key authors of fairy tales were
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https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2094539961378697715

What are they doing.

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Fuuuuuckin hell

Mondays: Faceplant in the Mud

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Ba-dee-ya!
Spurs are being Spursy

Oh yeah lol

That buy option? Seventy five million pounds.

£75m!

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It’s de zerbi that needs drug testing

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https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/2094691403586523553?s=20

I definitely think the water supply in the wider London area needs checking.

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*Wouter supply

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Not sure I can even begin to think what the win condition is for Fernandez to be deemed a worthwhile transfer for City at this price tag.

People bang on about Grealish not being worth it, when we’d won the treble inside two seasons of signing him, so christ knows for someone coming in for 20 odd million more.