Am I dreaming?!

At current rate, get to 90 or so by dusk, then collapse. Sorry.

I wish these were his actual initials

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I’ve got Baddiel and Skinner’s weak voices in my head: “we still believe” “we still believe” “we still believe” “we still believe”

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Best case scenario that I can reasonably foreseeable: England add 100 runs to their total but lose two wickets in quick succession in the last hour of the game. They’d go into the final day on 170-4.

They’re fucked aren’t they

170-4 with root still there is the minimum requirement for tomorrow to be interesting, you’d think.

How many overs in this session? 36? They need the voice of Xylo in their heads: “don’t be a hero, twat”. Steady 3 an over. We’ll see.

Who’s going to be the first to be out caught at deep backward square leg then?

ah fuck

That’s that, then. We might just see out the day’s play.

James Voutce

Joe r-out

RNOt-o (u)t

Holy shit!

Isco?

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Is it gaffers?

Wonder how it’s going…
Opens up BT sport app just in time to see a ball being nicked to slip.

The Gaff Man’s had a real fall from grace here.

Cricinfo is slightly slower at commentating than you lot are. The last couple of minutes have been terrifying.

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