apparently it’s fine to do so if you write a letter citing two inevitable things about the job you’re resigning from

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Yeah I know, just find it funny that it has only just dawned on him that he’s a mere figurehead and he’s only now feigning shock at the deal.

Guess instead of going hard he has gone home!!!

Country seems weirdly unified today, which is nice. Shame it is due to no one being happy.

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If I was at home I’d be naked-swinging-my-pants-round-my-head twatted by now.

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Why do people keep saying the government is collapsing? It’s not and won’t. Literally just a couple of no-marks sticking their notice in.

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Very similar to the ATP Jabberwocky thread where we were all giddy with excitement at the drama of another Barry Hogan fuck-up, whilst also all realising that we had all lost our money and were unlikely to get refunds.

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Suella is a funny name, eh

Best analogy!

“Yeah! I told you they would fuck it up! They have! And I was excited before and now I’m not. Oh and I spent all that money. I guess neutral Milk Hotel will just tour forever now so will catch them next time. Oh, they’ve split? Oh. At least I was right about it being a fuck up. I’ll always have that.”

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Just seen it’s a combination of Sue-Ellen. I prefer it now.

I get your point

but the Brexit Minister quitting the Govt over the Brexit deal it took 2+ years to negotiate, at what is essentially the 11th hour, is a little bit more than that - especially for a Prime Minister who has no HoC majority

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read it as “swell-ah”

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oh Alan

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Remember Sue Ellen Mischke?

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alan is a dickhead but this comment helpfully demonstrates just how much nihilistic spite and delusions of grandeur are driving the brexiteer thinking imo

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The Brits are at it again

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I’ve got a dish with some euros in in, I’m wondering now if I’ll be able to retire on it soon enough

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Tell me more about this dish…

just won’t be able to buy anything with it though

Amazing, all this mess and he’s gone and solved it at a stroke. Genius!

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