BREAKING: Waluigi has handed in his letter of resignation to Theresa May
has the door made a statement yet? can’t be long until the door jacks it in too
Vice chairs are basically unpaid sinecures. Like PPSes they’re just used to get people to vote with the government.
Ben Bradley (the one who had to apologise on twitter for smearing Corbyn with the spy stuff) was vice chair for youth engagement (lol)
Hope they’re all made to work their notice period.
So that’s 1/12 of their parliamentary party voting against their only policy.
Fourth fucking font!
Fucking superb web content this
POTW
“Let me do it. I know I could do it, Theresa. I could go and negotiate a deal with the big EU. I havent told you this, but… I used to be a journalist. For the Times.”
Fantastic stuff prof
Apparently Elon Musk has turned up to number 10 with a contraption he’s built specially to save Theresa May’s political career
He has also correctly allegedly called every tory MP a pedo
Europaedo*
you may have just won this thread
‘why else would they be in westminster?’
Damian Grammaticus sounds he should be an 80s ITV british wrestling heel.
If I was Theresa right now I’d just turn my phone off, put my slippers on and tune in to my favourite TV programme, the chase
and cutty