Why would anyone want to imagine Twitter
Makes me feel like a big man
the bit about international law <3
Spin City!
Can’t believe I’m frantically searching for any videos of Rick Stein ever meeting Richard Madeley
Does that fade out with a rendition of “Happy Birthday To You”?!
hahahaha
“we’ve got a tesco in Padstow”
fun fact: I used to work nights in that tescos. It was lovely seeing the sun rise over the harbour when I got off work.
This is hurtful. Gonna go home and cry
Not sure if this has been covered elsewhere, but if there’s anything worse than a Tory cabinet, it’s a Tory cabinet sharing an in-joke
The budget has allocated £4.7m to the factories that make poppies?!?! What the actual fuck?!
I make that 4.7 million respects.
Not enough
Well, I’ll never forgive them.
#neverforget
Actually, inspired by that plastic consumption thread, think how much plastic is used for poppies. Millions of 'em, the green bit and the black bit in the middle, thrown away come november 12th!
SIZZLIN’ TAKE PALS