let’s keep this cool, guys. no bullshit. nice stuff. funny stuff. not bad stuff
went on a date with this chick a few years back. agreed to go to a pizza place, then take in a movie. what originality!
anyway, we’re in the pizza place and I hear my name getting called out from over my shoulder. only my fucking mum and aunt, innit! fuck sake. they came over and embarrassed both of us by asking this poor girl some ridiculous questions. never saw her again, obviously.
another one was getting sacked off for not knowing whether the phone I had was a Samsung S2, as opposed to an S3. for real! or it could have been rocking up 30 minutes late. yeah, it was probably that.
don’t think I’ve ever had a successful date, tbh. maybe more to folow