Awkward/shitty/rubbish dates SSP?

dates
bullshit

#73

Knock knock


#74

Who’s there?


#75

Indian Jones


#76

Indian Jones who?


#77

I’ve had one where two people he knew came up to us during the date (in London) and he told me he’d also shown friends my FB pic and they said I was pretty. Where’s the privacy?

More recently, when I had blue hair, he told me he told his friends he’s meeting someone with blue hair, and he noticed people stopping in front of us and taking photos intentionally /taking in the view with us in it. I tend not to notice that stuff.

Bitta discrepancy on a 1st date please.

Oh, the guy who - I was Parkinson, he was the guest, and somehow he told me his entire life history while asking very little about me. Went for a couple hours with me doing all the I want to leave body language cues, even asking to leave and it continued another 45 mins.

Another guy I meet three times. Waiting for the moves that never came. He messages me and says I don’t like him (I did) and he only kisses people if he thinks they are in a relationship.

I’d have more crazy stories but these are the ones who passed my stringent vetting procedure.


#78

:confounded:


#79

you were the dickhead all along :disappointed:


#80

If ever a thread called for a and now she’s a lesbian then surely this is it


#81

Read Steve Coogan’s autobiography recently.

‘Jane Hazlegrove was Ophelia. She was in Coronation Street while she was still in the sixth form and she’s been in Casualty for years now. I went out with her for a while. She’s a lesbian now.’


#82

Of course I meant discretion there, and my phone balked at loading any pages for the last 20 mins so I couldn’t edit. >_<


#83

^ and now she’s a lesbian


#84

The fuck is this Indian Jones thing?


#85

No idea. Dunno if dots has gone awol or if the joke is that there’s no punchline? Been on tenterhooks for a while now.


#86

:D:D:D this guy sounds like a prize idiot


#87

I had to google Medjool to get yours, tbf, so I’m probably just too dense to understand this one.


#88

I’m kinda surprised by that, although you’d not eaten a snickers at the start of the year, so actually maybe not :wink:


#89

:open_mouth:


#90

I don’t like dates. I had no idea there were varieties even.


#91

Oh I see. I thought we agreed to end all old forum joke references?


#92

did we? I don’t get it either…but who cares!