Be furious if you were his wife, ey?
Dead excited about being not dead
Babchenko-ya-ya!
The journalist apparently did not tell his wife that the murder had been staged. “Special apologies to my wife,” he said.
JFC.
She’ll kill him when he gets in tonight.
Jesus, that’s so adrenaline!
“Soz bbz, got you some Milk Tray tho?”
‘Special’ apologies though, guy’s clearly learned his lesson.
Love that they basically used the same plan that Gary Oldman does in the Dark Knight
he’s given the anti-Russian contingent a severe case of blue balls hasn’t he.
Great stort.
Bad, bad lads, Russia.
Bad lads.
To be fair, it seems that the whole purpose of the operation was to save him from a planned assassination attempt.
cocky bastard
No idea, m8.
As opposed to Ronald Putin, Derby pet-shop owner?
more like babechenko 
Bona fide legend round these parts. Knocks Pets At Home into a cocked hat
its very important to note that it has nothing to do with Ronald Putin, Derby pet-shop owner