A lot of these are just a safe way of suggesting “shall we just not do any work?”, if everyone just agreed it would all be ok.

Please tally up how many of these phrases you’ve used today…

Everyone has read it.

I’ve said “happy new year”… I’m being a bit of a misery so far! Need to snap out of it.

I think I’ve ticked off four squares… Shudders

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I’ve got a £20 voucher for IKEA cause we bought our Christmas tree there.

I think you can buy eight-ten large bags of frozen cinnamon buns for that.

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My housemate at uni was a bastard for doing this every time he went home for a few days.

I’ll probably just get loads of rhubarb cordials and mini diam bars

Wait am I a bastard for allowing the cup to get like this?

Is this somehow… my fault?

Touch of victim-blaming there.

I really fancy an old stylie blowout night where I just drink for 5 hours straight and then spill red sauce down my shirt.

Alas, not for another 2 weeks

Of course it isn’t your fault. The washing-up fairy clearly failed to do their job.

that’s what I thought

What did you think of it?

are you there right now? could you show us, has sean enable dis go live function yet?

I’ve spoken to loads of people over the last two years who are all unconnected but have suddenly discovered this lost classic! The Marketing Dept at Penguin deserve awards! They all said it was a bit boring but well written and beautiful in places. I would totally agree - it’s one of those books I’m glad I’ve read but don’t have any desire to reread.

Just think of all the straws you can store now :slight_smile:

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never been but i know some people are really enthusiastic about going to ikea as soon as it opens because they serve breakfast and unlimited hot drinks for £2 or something daft like that.

every time i go in, it’s always at dusk and then i come out all disorientated

(think they do oap meal deals too? always hoards of old people there for a day out)

So so many ‘Soda’ straws to use up first!! The Sötvatten ones can wait.

If you have their loyalty card you get a free cup of coffee on weekdays too.