jesus h.

Too early for Bible jokes for me.

[spoiler]How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.[/spoiler]

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Decide for yourself

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Morning characters.

Not really up for this, if I’m honest.

How dare you shit on our relentless positivity in this thread. How VERY dare you.

Nah, even worse

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ffs

Best one so far.

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Might get a bunch of these knocked up for Fenino.

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When is the best time to resign from my job today? Morning? Afternoon? Last thing?

Absolutely dreading it tbhtbf

Just stroll into the Elm Tree and ask for a large mug of mead.

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First thing. Get it out of the way or you’ll be sat there sweating all day.

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Back in work, feeling knackered thanks to staying up until silly o’clock on Sunday night. Bah.

10 days until hip_very_young_gunslinger’s due date. Argh.

Can you do it for me Eps?

I started reading Jarett Kobek’s I Hate The Internet last night and now I hate everyone and everything.

(I work in “The Internet”. Poor choice of book for the disgraceful re-entry week)

Yeah go on, I was too nervous to really relish my last resignation. Could be fun.