I like your knuckles
You’d be a great player if you worked on your forehand
If this is all the same person, please dump them.
this is feedback from different people over the last 15 years or so, i took it all on board and now i am cool af
Phew Sounds like you were cool all along, people just underestimated you!
My all time great in this genre is my darling partner telling me that she had a good feeling about me after our first day because I “wasn’t at all charming”.
She has tried to revise this to mean that I was genuine, but we all know the truth.
A few months ago: “for a commissioner, you’re actually vaguely human”
Classic batman
at an 18th birthday party a drunk old woman told me I was going to be fit when I was older (I was 17 at the time). Very weird exchange but it’s stuck with me. Often wonder if she was right or wrong
I say old woman she was probably in her 30s
(She’s right, of course)
ah shush! It was quite weird though, I mean was she hitting on me? It’s a very strange thing to say to someone
Wait that’s not what I meant!! Sorry @Scout !
I know I know, just made me laugh!
Complimented me kill me now
Had to give my date of birth to someone over the phone: “But you sound like a young man!”
Having thick hair is definitely a in my book!
Once got told by someone at work that writing macros in Excel is probably the one thing I’d be able to best Justin Timberlake at.
JT is probably unaware of what a spreadsheet even is, the lucky swine
*NSYNC sounds like an Excel function tbf
