Ha, not falling for this again narc!

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Scratching the scabs on my shin.

All the classics:

  • Biting my nails
  • Picking my nose
  • Picking at bits of skin / biting away bits of skin
  • Swearing too much
  • Switching off when people are talking to me
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Sorry, what did you say after ‘Swearing too much’?

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Biting fingernails, cheeky fags after some booze, cheeky line or two after even more booze.

Smoking rollies (I swear rollies are worse for you than cigarettes, but some people argue the opposite). I smoke lightly though, with filters, these days fewer than 10 a week.

Drinking around 30 units a week (because apparently 1 pint is 2.5-3 units, rather than just 2).

Staying up until at least 4am every night

Procrastinating

Picking the skin around my nails.
Thumb sucking.
Being a born worrier and being over cautious with everything I do.

Anyone else fall asleep on the sofa every night instead of getting up and going to bed?

Digging out ingrowing hairs with a pair of sharp tweezers and the resulting wound becoming angrier and more disgusting than if I’d just left the hair alone.

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Oh yes…

Clive does this frequently.

cancelling plans.

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Yeah but… you got to pull out an ingrown hair :+1:

Massive massive nail biter, to the point where it mostly hurts. When I was engaged I gave up for 4 months as I promised that I’d stop before our wedding, then got unengaged so bit the shit out of them again.

Chronic nose-picker as well.

Also a mega fidget.

Same with cigarettes when drinking :grimacing:

Always regret it! ALWAYS. But… I really love just one!* The initial clarity it brings it GOOOOD.

*I never have just one.

Oooh I did not have you pegged as a smokey joe. I’m a lot better than I used to be but always cave :sweat:

I do this on the weekend, not mid week.
But I fucking HATE IT. I always wake up on the sofa is the foulest mood ever. It’s never like a graceful fall into bed, it’s just a grumpy stomp to the bathroom to take off make up and clean teeth then an even grumpier stomp to bed.

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Yeah, I’m one of those arseholes that only steals everyone’s cigarettes when I’m out. I’ve never smoked sober. I tried it a few times but never enjoyed it as much as I did when drunkles. Used to work in this deli that sold those really long thin cigarettes that sophisticated women smoke, ended up giving them to my friend who would finish it in practically one inhale. Also bought those sobranie rainbow cigarettes once :roll_eyes: OH CHRIST I also bought a cigarette holder. Uggghhh.

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I’m not called Bridget the Fidget for nothing.

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