That a shitty ring makes it itchy.
Expelling waste and doing sexing from the same area(s)
Ankles that randomly cave in, or turn over on slightly undulating ground
Too many orifices. Could eliminate at least three.
Not having a thumb on each side of the fingers
Lack of tail (lol) and wings
Hayfever. Can’t believe evolution didn’t sort this shit out sooner. So dumb. There’s pollen EVERYWHERE
I’m too short
To do what?
Same! Can’t reach things.
Perform to my potential
Is it you or Sega that feel that way? Be honest.
It’s me. SEGA and SI have no concerns about my performance that would be different if I was taller.
It’s what I’d call a “personal hangup”
Just remember that if God had wanted you to be taller he’d have given you bigger legs xoxo
Also, maybe my torso would be elongated