Bad human design

That a shitty ring makes it itchy.

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Expelling waste and doing sexing from the same area(s)

Appendicks

Alright, ducks

Michael Gove.

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Ankles that randomly cave in, or turn over on slightly undulating ground

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Too many orifices. Could eliminate at least three.

Not having a thumb on each side of the fingers

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Lack of tail (lol) and wings

Hayfever. Can’t believe evolution didn’t sort this shit out sooner. So dumb. There’s pollen EVERYWHERE

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I’m too short

Backs

To do what?

Same! Can’t reach things.

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Perform to my potential

Is it you or Sega that feel that way? Be honest.

It’s me. SEGA and SI have no concerns about my performance that would be different if I was taller.

It’s what I’d call a “personal hangup”

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Just remember that if God had wanted you to be taller he’d have given you bigger legs xoxo

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Also, maybe my torso would be elongated

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