Badly structured / nonsense sentences you've recently said aloud (rolling)

I just got back to work and I’m tired so why not. Please provide examples of you badly trying to interact like a normal person.

Colleague: “I’ll catch you in a bit.”
Me (too loud): “Yeah ok you too!”


Shit MC Thread

What a mean man

I not mean sorry it I am

Sometimes i accidentally combine two words at the end of a conversation, like…

“Okay, see you later mal/pate”
(Walks away casually whistling)
(Turns corner)


It was actually “Have a night night”

Oh man.


“I wonder simply wear a hat.”

“Answers are touch move your fucking shits!”

This simply means that you don’t understand them.

took me 4 attempts to say the word anonymous today

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