Bagels as a vessel for fillings

lunch
bagels
carbohydrates
bread
vessels

#1

Impractical


#2

so this is the hill you die on.


#3

modern dentistry is rubbish


#4

My beard is covered in stuff and now everything smells of it


#5

not sure i’d ever have one with something that wasn’t spreadable


#6

yeah, can I get that salt beef as a spread please.


#7

Sometimes you buy a pack of New York Bakery Co. bagels that some of them don’t have a hole in it and it’s like those bits where you would get a Kit Kat without a wafer which is good.


#8

Cream cheese, obviously

#learnbagels


#9

Definitely an improvement. There is no need for the hole. It’s extravagant.


#10

My favourite bagel is cream cheese, roast chicken and that Branston’s spicy relish stuff you can get sometimes


#11

I didn’t make the shop and I ordered bagel of the week. I assumed they were professional


#12

Mango chutney doesn’t quite come off with a lick either. Everything feels a bit sticky. Including this mobile telephone.

Mango Unchained.


#13

What are some things with holes that the hole is actually good and necessary in (nobody is allowed to be crude)

As a general rule “This has a hole in it” is a negative sentiment to express.


#14

quite like a polo but that’s because they have successfully brainwashed me.


#15

Those rings which help you float that are on the side of boats


#16

oh yeah - rings


#17

clothes


#18

You shouldn’t masturbate while having lunch.


#19

houses


#20

You’re not my mam