Bagels as a vessel for fillings



so this is the hill you die on.


modern dentistry is rubbish


My beard is covered in stuff and now everything smells of it

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not sure i’d ever have one with something that wasn’t spreadable

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yeah, can I get that salt beef as a spread please.

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Sometimes you buy a pack of New York Bakery Co. bagels that some of them don’t have a hole in it and it’s like those bits where you would get a Kit Kat without a wafer which is good.

Cream cheese, obviously



Definitely an improvement. There is no need for the hole. It’s extravagant.

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My favourite bagel is cream cheese, roast chicken and that Branston’s spicy relish stuff you can get sometimes

I didn’t make the shop and I ordered bagel of the week. I assumed they were professional

Mango chutney doesn’t quite come off with a lick either. Everything feels a bit sticky. Including this mobile telephone.

Mango Unchained.

What are some things with holes that the hole is actually good and necessary in (nobody is allowed to be crude)

As a general rule “This has a hole in it” is a negative sentiment to express.

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quite like a polo but that’s because they have successfully brainwashed me.

Those rings which help you float that are on the side of boats

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oh yeah - rings

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You shouldn’t masturbate while having lunch.


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You’re not my mam

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