#85

Someone I don’t think I know has just sent me a message on whatsapp. The message consists of a pineapple and peace sign emojis. Normally I’d think it was spam but it’s from a UK number and the sender looks like a dorky man. THIS KIND OF THING NEVER HAPPENS TO ME WHAT DO I DO?

#86

ignore, maybe ask people you know if they know him later? but probably ignore?

#87

what froglet said

but also, have you had your phone number for years and years? b/c loads of the whatsapp contacts imported from my sim have the names and numbers of people i used to know, but the usernames and faces of completely different people(why does this sound weird. hahaha). maybe they’ve done that to you?

#88

I’ve had the same number for 7 years so that’s possible, yeah. I’m just gonna ignore it/him. Too tired to do anything else. And I wouldn’t want anything to do with someone who would choose sending emojis over gifs.

#89

Lindt balls = Lindt Lindor.

Would like to see a version of the ad where it’s called Lindt Balls though.

#90

Got twatted tonight. Will probably ask a lady out tomorrow. Nothing else to drunkenly report.

#91

ahoy hoy

I went out for a couple of drinks, ended up going to three different pubs, playing table tennis badly and eating a pizza. currently on a night bus which apparently goes really close to my house but not for like an hour. good fun though.