Baked Potato

You’re bollocks!

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This is very disingenuous imo

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imagine cooking a baked potato in the oven for the 3 hours it takes, rather than in the microwave and then finishing it off (oooh, matron!stop) in the oven for 30-40 mins. Imagine. Imagine

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'Like I said, I don’t often have a baked potato, but when I do I have it with a pot of pre-made coronation chicken sandwich filler from Bo’s’

Tone, Community Member

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…eh? So he’s made a bakey-p then just smushed it up?

‘Sometimes, when I got a Penguin in my lunchbox I would smash the fuck out of it on a desk and then neck the crumbs like they were a dry drink’

Tone, Community Member

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I had just been stuffing my face with a load of jacket potatoes and I felt sick, so I opened my car door to be sick.

"Instead of putting my foot on the brake, I put it on the accelerator and it flew back, I must have hit four or five parked cars. It must have thrown me out of the car."

Brian Harvey, Walthamstow

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I just like the way it used your old avatar.

Have you gone mad

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This article is worthy of the Daily Mail Online. Congratulations to any readers who decided to respond to the request for submissions and were lucky enough to be selected.

Delius

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almost certainly but that’s mutually exclusive to this point…

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potatoes: for twats

SEAN

bit harsh on samwise gamgee

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‘Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew’

Sawise Gamgee, Hobbiton

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looking forward, post brexit, to the great british baked potato off

Baked sweet potato > baked potato

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'You just don’t see so many thrown potatoes these days. Not like you used to’

Mr B Pickles - Devon