too busy luxuriating in my 8 bedroom mansion @ £200 p/m
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For a 30 day month and averaging 1.5 poos per day (PPD), you’re looking at a cost per poo (CPP) of around 36.666 (repeating, of course) pence.
Assuming 10 sheets per poo (SPP) and 200 sheets per roll (SPR), you’re looking at 20 poos per roll (PPR), or about 13 days per roll (DPR).
A reference toilet roll (RTR) is £0.21 per 100 sheets,* which, using the same SPP value above gives us a CPP of a little over 2 pence.
So they’re trying to charge an 18-fold markup on pooing.
*source: https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/293879237
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Also, interest only? How much is that fucking house worth? Woaaaahh
You are great
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you’re not factoring in overheads. This is worthless
I’ve got actual work to do for fucks sake what’s wrong with me
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I just do mine sitting down
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I go and turn on all the kitchen gadgets and start the car engine before entering the toilet
Or upper deckers
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As of September 2015 Donohoe works for a Brighton-based company as a software developer.[7] At this time, it is unclear as to whether or not Donohue is earning 22 grand or more.
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The saddest thing is that someone is going to rent this place out and probably quite soon
You’re a property guardian, then?
I highly doubt anyone is foolish enough to fall for this, unless they are absolutely desperate… but then again, why not a room by yourself for that price?
Obviously depends on the property, but that’s a lot of money. There are three bed flats around us (zone two) for £500k.
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Really pleased you view us as colleagues tbh.
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Yeah, median house prices in the borough seem to be around the £650K mark for a three bed.