Banal feat. poll


You can only have one of these categories of hot drink for the rest of your life. Which is it?

  • Tea
  • Coffee
  • I don’t like hot drinks because I’m a weird baby person with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

0 voters


I’m going for tea even though a good cup of coffee is much better than a good cup of tea. It’s the versatility that’s tipped it. Forever is a long time.


Tea because you’ve got so many more options.

I only really drink black coffee daily but tea, I drink earl grey AND a sleepy tea. And sometimes a fresh mint.


yeah same. I prefer coffee when it’s good but drink far, far more tea


I went with the last option, but tbh I do quite like a nice hot chocolate every now and then


That’s much worse.


are tea wankers in fact worse than coffee wankers? I drink huge amounts of tea, but I have never been even remotely tempted to make a ‘hobby’ of it


I dunno, it’s a nice change up from drinking squash


although I would like to try english, irish and scottish breakfast tea side by side one day


the usual suspects have voted for coffee, and I can fucking guess which coffee malcolms haven’t voted yet.


I’m not sure I’ve ever heard of such a thing, outside of japan or something


Sorry, forgot the “lukewarm can of Stella” option for you.


we’re on the same side, man!


You can only have ‘generic’/‘common’ versions of one of the following for the rest of your life.

  • Coffee
  • Beer
  • Film
  • Music

0 voters

By common I mean chart music or rom coms or Nescafé etc


I’m windmilling at everyone, need to liven this place up today.


would vote for both coffee and beer if i could.


Literally only go to the cinema to see Star Wars films so I’m living this already.


Hope you’re enjoying being in amongst all those Simpsons references, leafs.


Don’t drink beer, so that’s an easy one.


yeah? what did you think of the last jedi?