Banal (Snack Edition)

“believe the hype”

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Is envelope the correct term here? I think I’m happier with “sachet”.

Don’t post a picture of Poirot.

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Just had a bit of shortbread. Let’s see what the back of the packet says:

PURE BUTTER SHORTBREAD FINGERS. This luxury shortbread is baked in the secluded village of Aberlour, Speyside, in the heart of the Scottish Highlands. They are produced to a traditional recipe which has been handed down through generations of the Walker family. Walkers personally guarantee that this product is made using only the finest ingredients possible to obtain.

It was okay.

i was going to start a thread about that and completely forgot

2 down, 2 to go.


I believe in you.

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Two in seven minutes is taking the piss, come on mate.

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oooh I might have some crisps mates but that is really going against my trying to be good week

i’m just about to have some doritos and salsa

I had a cupcake. It was shit.

fffuuu i could murder some of that right now

not got the jizz protector on this arvo, I see?

i have now fully learnt the alphabet so no need for a colourful child’s guide to typing

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For the love of Christ niki, I won’t ask you this again; how did you get on at that wanky warehouse?!

ah shit yeah everything was broken and that by the time we got there :rofl:

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Ah bollocks! That’s a pisser m9.