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not really satisfying me tbh. i had a snickers earlier and i’m contemplating a toffee crisp now, but that would be terrible wouldn’t it

I frequently get a line from a Das Racist song - just ‘Tetley teabags in the pantry’ stuck in my head

haha!

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It would.

Get a Crunchie instead.

:expressionless:

i accidentally brought a snickers ice cream onto our nut-free site earlier. whoops.

I guarantee that Crunchies are better than you remember them being, too.

but i have a multipack of toffee crisps here. i ain’t going out.

Oh well obviously you have a Toffee Crisp then.

Typhoo is so bad that I honestly don’t know how they are still on the market.

Obviously when I asked my flatmate to get me some tea the other day and he asked any brand, I was like ‘nah it’ll be right’. He came back with typhoo.

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i had a typhoo

I just made a tea - Clipper

deeelicious

what’s your other, @SenorDingDong?

Boorbun. I realise it’s not correct.

bllimey

edit:
ah shite

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Good to get the reaction of my favourite Deafheaven imitators.

might be time for some new jokes, guys

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