#57

I’ve got five working days left before my Easter holiday.

Beers in the fridge; ice cubes in the freezer for when the beer runs out; bought some lamb so I can make something spicy and kebab-shop-lite later.

#58

Should I go for a beer after work then?

#59

yes

#60

OK.

#61

Theseus’s ship, innit.

#62

these are blowing my mind

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#63

Sugababes

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#64

Love you too, sweet tits.

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#65

Sweet ride.

I’m trying to convince Mr S to get a VW Transporter but he is not too crazy about it and wants an SUV.

#66

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Toads and a grub, innit.

#67

They’ve announced Netrunner Regionals and they’re in really weird places. Norwich (yaass!)! Hockley! Stirling!

Also Nationals is going to be in Liverpool this year. Not sure I can take the strain of not making fun of the accent while I’m there. Biiiiiiiirmingham was hard enough last year.

#68

Transporter would be a nightmare in a supermarket car park, or any car park…

#69

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#70

Just dump it across two spaces, innit.

Had a Seat Ateca hire car the other week at work, every time I stopped at a set of lights or whatever, the rear view camera appeared on the screen. Took it into a tightish multi-storey car park and the parking sensors were going absolutely nuts with no way of turning them off.

#71

Yeah but you need to find two spaces together which ain’t easy.

#72

Clunes it mate, wang it in the motorcycle bays. ‘You’re young, you’ll see stuff’’.

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#73

Yeah my Seat’s parking sensors are ridiculously melodramatic. Gf keeps asking me why I don’t turn them off, since every time she’s in the car I shout at them to fuck off.

#74

First beer in 5 days, tastes absolutely fucking amazing :grinning::+1::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

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#75

Mine are less invasive, and in fact quite useful as you can’t see much of use out of my back window, but I’m still annoyed that there is no way of turning the fuckers off.

See also, the way the car bleeps very loudly when locking/unlocking it.

#76

Why did I invite Gumtree man to collect the hoover i’m getting rid of ‘any time after 4pm’ ? I hate morning me.