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#1

47 minutes.

Just swallowed a cherry stone accidentally.


#2

I realised how people do the sexy cherry trick. It’s a cheat.


#3

Been trying to get hold of our support guy for some some hosted software all day. No one is answering. They’ve bollocksed everything up and I can’t get it fixed


#4

sorry can’t find a better clip but thanks for reminding me of rugrats


#5

I’m still thinking about my neighbour’s cock quite a lot.


#6

didnt @meowington learn how to do this once?


#7

i don’t even want to know


#8

I do! And I can! But I have developed a fear of choking from almost choking whilst doing it so I try not to any more


#9

bit annoying this isn’t suitable for the posts that are funnier out of context thread


#10

I’m going to wash my bike in a minute - I’ve done a fair bit of cleaning and tidying all over today

Going for something to eat with water bottle girl later, so that’s nice


#11

Some grimmy in the train has just tucked into a plastic pack of chicken skewers

People looking for where the stench is coming from