47 minutes.

Just swallowed a cherry stone accidentally.

I realised how people do the sexy cherry trick. It’s a cheat.

Been trying to get hold of our support guy for some some hosted software all day. No one is answering. They’ve bollocksed everything up and I can’t get it fixed

sorry can’t find a better clip but thanks for reminding me of rugrats

I’m still thinking about my neighbour’s cock quite a lot.


didnt @meowington learn how to do this once?

i don’t even want to know

I do! And I can! But I have developed a fear of choking from almost choking whilst doing it so I try not to any more

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bit annoying this isn’t suitable for the posts that are funnier out of context thread

I’m going to wash my bike in a minute - I’ve done a fair bit of cleaning and tidying all over today

Going for something to eat with water bottle girl later, so that’s nice