Banality

  1. tea
  2. I’m listening to White Zombie (!) right now

reckon the plumber who was meant to come between 12 and 2 will ever show up?

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guys I’ve been so bad at eating well recently and i really need to stop eating bad things but i can’t :cry:

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  1. My trademark “treat mesen” omelette (inspired the mute branches question).

  2. Tried those squidgee “in-ear” headphones again but I really hate them. They’re uncomfortable and the idea of sticking stuff in my ears makes me vom.

Here’s the recipe for my omelette just for you guys and @plasticniki

Finely chop 2 cloves of garlic, 1 red and 1 yellow pepper, 1 shallot, and add a pinch of salt & pepper, a little basel and some ground masala. Toss in a bowl until thoroughly mixed. Now fry in oil until soft (but not crispy!)

Beat yr eggs, whack them in. Stir, fry, add a little cheese, fold. DO NOT ADD MILK OR CREAM TO YOUR EGGS BEFORE WHISKING (we are fine diners ITT)

Serve with 1 thickly buttered toasted slice of french loaf

Et Voila!

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  1. tea
  2. finger

Really enjoying skiving off work here with absolutely no meaningful consequences. Might get some invoices out and some life admin done.

Coffee
Earphone

can’t help you here but if you figure it out please let me know

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:cry: :broken_heart:

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i was doing okay today but had some ridiculous pork belly thing at lunch and then biscuits appeared a couple of hours ago and i’ve had about ten

might have omelette for tea now

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Try it, it’s a taste explosion friend.

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Why the hell is it so summery outside? Fuck off summer it’s autumn’s time to shine (not literally) not yours.

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why is it always plumbers in stereotypical porn films? unclogging a toilet really doesn’t do much for me

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Stupid sun getting in my stupid eyes fuck off sun it’s meant to miserable you utter shit cunt

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i questioned this after posting that actually. isn’t it usually satellite/cable repair guys or pizza delivery people?

Brought too many layers this morning :frowning: Going to either be very uncomfortable on the way home or look like a dickhead carrying a shirt/tying it round my waist like I’m 7

and speak for yourself m8.