Destroyer lives for this shit. My favourite is cribbing:
You’ll never guess just what I’ve seen
A horse abandoned mid-stream
from You’re a Big Girl Now by Bob:
A change in the weather
Is known to be extreme
But what’s the sense of changing horses in midstream?
(and if @Lo-Pan has managed to read that without singing the next line in an outrageous Dylan voice I’ll be amazed…)