Set off the fire alarm, woke my housemates up
Took the garlic bread out of the oven with my hands for some reason
Got massive burns on my fingers
Hiusemates aren’t happy
Cunt isn’t even burned
- Give me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alright
- Give me novacaine
No one has hugged at hard as I’m gonna hug my little sister when we can be together again irl
been there. got the burned hands t shirt.
owwwhh i think this is actually the worst i’ve burned myself
i’ve not even been drinking
You OK darling? Xx
get that under the tap.
keep it there for 20 mins.
Holiday - Green Day
- Yeah tbf that’s a classic
- Nah fuck off
feel like he’s always doing stuff like that
dr oetker casa di mama is available in the UK:
- not seen it
- yes, and I will say where
dunno what they’re playing at if not
Did I mentioned how he babysat me on the Eurostar once
@profk is the tap thing not a myth?
I’m fine thanks tiltz just a wee blister I’m just being a baby
it’s not, no. put it under the tap as quickly as possible for as long as possible. about 20 minutes. cools the area down, cleans it, and eases pain.
here we go:
thanks. calming down now anyway but will go and stand with it under the tap like the moron that i am