#406

as in, the complicated parts are the bowing stuff or the fingery stuff?

#407

And fuck 'em, have a beer in the garden! If anyone so much as raises an eyebrow, well for one, that’s my look and for two, tell them the gnomes told you to do it :woozy_face:

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#408

Hey , hope everyone’s ok. Too many posts ITT to read. The bees moved on of their own accord and and bee person had a bit of a wasted trip.

I’ve been mainly bike mechanicing in the garden . Just been to the shops (2nd attempt, insane queue at lunchtime). Doing a BBQ with the kids this eve - I’ve got a biiiiig rib eye plus some other stuff.

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#409

I would quite like to see this lime peeled to be quite honest with you

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#410

Just remembered the most horrific thing of all time and need to share it:

On the celebrity SAS thing John Fashanu got made to quit (didn’t do one of the tasks or whatever). Leaving means you have to hand in your number - a little badge they wear with their identifying number on it. Ant Middleton was like “give me your number” and John Fashanu goes “oh okay” and starts writing his phone number on a little pad. “No, the number on your arm”. Kill me now.

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#411

I’ll level with you, I’ve got a lot of apprehension about cutting into the little beaut. I’m assuming it’s a regular setup in there, but the propertions must be slightly odd. I’ll onpy ever have one chance at it though. I mightn’t ever find such a cool lime ever again.

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#412

FtheAOf Curb fans; Susie Essman is on this week’s Off Menu podcast and it’s fucking brilliant.

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#413

Katie-cat has brought in three dead voles in the last hour, all of which I’ve chucked into the neighbouring field.

  • She’s a ruthlessly efficient killing machine
  • She’s a wee chancer bringing in the same vole every time

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#414

June (was married to Leon) from Gogglebox has died now :frowning:

#415

:sob: How sad

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#416

Mrs F’s Switch arrived today so I’ll mostly be reading the Beastie Boys book, drinking beers and trying not to fall asleep. What a stressful and busy day. Scampi and chips for tea though so that’s nice and I brought a bottle of Fireball home for a Funky Monday treat :smiley:

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#417

If a fourth vole materialises I might tie some string round its tail and get to the bottom of this

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#418

My cat will go looking for her catches if we chuck them outside. We have to shut her in until she forgets

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#419

She’ll never forget :smiling_imp: and never forgive :imp:

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#420

Got to be a special kind of stupid to celebrate a war than ended 50 years before you were born

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#421

Not going to enjoy it with eyes on me. Maybe tomorrow off everyone is seeming less pissed off.

It is stupid but I have one particular beer in rn that my mind has decided must be a sitting in the garden beer (a peach and nectarine sour) and I really want it without giving into it being a standard bedroom beer.

#422

Yeah don’t cut it, just peel it

#423

i would nail that cumberland right now

#424

GOD CAN I GO HOME SOON

#425

Oh this makes me really sad

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