He’s still asleep so ive used the last of the eggs shh
You snooze, you lose BS.
Those are some ORANGE eggs
Chorizo eggs!
I call them Moose Eggs cos i had the most amazing chorizo eggs (where they use FOUR eggs) in a cafe called Moose in Manchester.
The Avery-Gnome household is a fair and equal one.
Horrifyingly they were already half faces, or actually slightly more than halves and not of the same face.
Burford browns?
Thanks @AQOS, my Prince x
Update: the nice burger place is closed. I’ve had 11 shortbread biscuits. Spag bol is still an option, possibly.
love it when idiots say pizza express sucks.
Chipotle chicken club sandwich and a smoothie at my gym - so good I need to eat here more
why do gyms always have really nice food.
I don’t have anything else to talk about at the moment prof
@barleysugar will this lure you out of bed?
My god
Laaaad
If it doesn’t then he’s probably clinically dead. Give him five minutes and then check his pulse.
HE’S UP!
Was gonna make some nice big bowl of pasta but am fairly sure I’m gonna phone for a big fucking dirty pizza