Be on time at five to nine

I need the origin story of this sign. Who is telling me this?

Seen any signs lately?

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You’ll see me when
I’m in by ten

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I hate that sign, it doesn’t rhyme

You should be less strict
With your rhyme edict

Another excellent #SWYS thread

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I was trying to be ironic
Not quibbling over phonics

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I dunno but I’ll wager quite a lot that whatever it is has a start time of 9 o’clock, not 5 to.

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Wonder if any horses are involved

Have your wee
After your slee(p)

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Ignore this sign
we start at nine

Is that just outside residential housing too, so not even a business or school or something?

What a way to make a living

Yep. Nearest “thing” is a scout’s hut but about 3 streets over

When did you buy a hut

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Well done on having your own hut!

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Ahh suffer

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Looks like it’s been nicked from outside a school, and then someone’s had remorse and/or has got tired of lugging a presumably damp A-frame.

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So near, so Spar…

i rebuke this sign
i don’t wake up until nine!

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