Bear Advice

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i thought that stuff was a joke but one of my friends that lives in BEAR COUNTRY always carries it

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‘U need a high calibre gun and you need to know how to use it. They can move quickly and climb trees’ - Man in bar

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What’s in bear spray? Is it just pepper spray repackaged?

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Liquified picnic baskets

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FTFY

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that was my understanding

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There were lots of signs at the entrance to the park warning you to make you sure you carry bear spray with you but as a stupid foreigner you just ignore these warnings, obviously.

And then you’re eye to eye with a fucking big bear.

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Pepper spray? You don’t want a grizzly sneezing on you, m8.

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Go in for the hug and make pals with it.

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Pepper spray in a can the size of a small fire extinguisher.

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What if it was hungry tho?

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Go and take him for a scran.

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or down low / too slow it and assert your dominance

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A poke of chips?

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Surely this would work…
bear-with-pacifier

If not, be ready with this
Simpsons_15_02_P3

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Hhhhhmmmm :thinking: usually share that kind of activity with @rich-t, don’t want him getting jealous.

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What kind of hug?

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I would try running whilst zig zagging back and forth, I don’t think Bears are very good at going round corners