So, once you’ve got your beard nicely oiled, you need to adorn it. NOT EVEN KIDDING.
https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3095759-Just-when-I-thought-Id-seen-it-all?trending=1
Aww… bless mumsnet…
taking care of a beard beyond the odd trim is antithetical to the principle of beards
If i had one i would totally grow it long and plait it
that sounds like an insane amount of effort
Looks like a perfect secret Santa present for at least 50% of dissers.