Bed Audit 2019

Super King Size - same as my fags.

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Three, but theyā€™re all flat as pancakes

i have a flatish bottom one then a nice top one. kind of works

socks in bed mate

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We could definitely do with a new mattress. Currently one is maybe 12 years old. They always seem massively overpriced though

surely having cold feet is a requirement for anyone to be able to sleep properly?

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I canā€™t be doing with a flat pillow at my age.

In my experience, it is one (1) kitten per Cal King bed. Good luck!

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Quite like having my feet hanging off the end of the bed so a double is sufficient.

Nah thatā€™s weird

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  • cold feet
  • warm feet
  • the temperature of my feet has little or no effect on my ability to sleep

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  • Living the life of luxury in a four-poster bed
  • Pleb option

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We do this (2 massive oversized cushions) but Iā€™m not really happy about it

4 posters generally have a footboard at the end, which rules them out for a man of my length unfortunately.

(despite my life of luxury in a four-poster bed, the mattress is crap. no point replacing it as iā€™m moving out in a year and my housemate/her bf will want a mattress that I havenā€™t bonked on to engage in their plentiful marital activities. they will want to tighten up the screws in the bed frame for that type of screwing!!!111)

wahey, length!!!

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Exactly the response I wanted!

For actual sleeping (as opposed to any pre-sleep bed activities)

  • Just underwear
  • Top and underwear
  • Just bottoms
  • T-shirt and shorts
  • Full pyjamas
  • Some sort of hoodie/jumper and bottoms
  • Nude
  • Other

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biggest ā€˜dependsā€™ of all time EXCEPT i canā€™t sleep nude

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No nor me. But I always get too hot in the night with any form of top on. I guess having a layer of basically fur makes a difference TRY AND STAY CALM LADIES!

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Super king is a game changer with two kids who want to invade the bed at 6am

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