#21

There’s someone who works here that does that and also says “did you see that email?” About 2 seconds later

#22

People keep walking into me, when approaching me they’re on their side and I’m on my side of the pavement, then suddenly they will veer sharply into my path and I need to take quick evasive action to avoid walking into them. Then I tried just staying where I was which resulted in a shoulder barge but they just carried on as if nothing happened, sometimes wonder if I’m invisible.

#23

Common with dickheads

#24

plussed isn’t a even a word

do you mean it sounds like not fussed?

#25

Just read this - bit scary door:

#26

This is literally just the plot to Finding Dory.

#27

Think being mystified is a default state of mine tbh. People are always doing things that I find endlessly confusing.

#28

Haha Epimer watches films for children!

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#29

The gf was watching it yesterday while I did the incredibly adult thing of flying by pretend spaceship around a pretend galaxy making pretend money.

#30

Any examples, chief?

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#31

Some bloke on the tube this morning (at the narrowest door) didn’t do the thing where you either step off the train or move out the way when the door opened and half the carriage were trying to get out. Just refused to move and everyone had to squeeze past him to get out. Absolutely mystifying behaviour.

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#32

A bunch of secondary school girls were getting on the train on Monday morning, when it was pissing it down, and one of them stepped into the train with her umbrella still up (hitting a woman who was already on the train in the face with it).

#33

Isn’t it half term?

#34

I suspect many state schools opened again after Easter hols this week.

#35

Yep. Mystifying.

#36

But people see a plus as a good thing. It’s about seeing that word and making a judgement based on the words it’s made up of.

And in most contexts taking it to mean not impressed will still work…

#37

whatever m9 not really plussed about it

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#38

Couldn’t be less plussed.

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#39

I am mystified that the combination of:

  • Being deliberately bad at reporting on football
  • Shouting “Unbelievable!”
  • Laughing like an imboseal at literally anything happening

…is keeping Chris Kamara gainfully employed by more than one organisation.

#40

Mystified by Conor Sammon’s continuing career as a professional footballer. @cutthelights

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