Been trapped in any webs of lies lately?

lmk if you have

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no i haven’t

OK you’ve got me but i can explain

Actually i can’t explain

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No

:eyes: @ the Werewolf thread.

Yes.

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I said no

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My boss thinks I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed but I actually haven’t

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Do they keep spouting aphorisms in the middle of meetings and you have to pretend you were just loudly clearing your throat?

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You’ll be fine, just play the fool

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Yes, tell him you meant it metaphorically

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Labelled Mrs Parm’s birthday present as “Boring Synthesizer Bits” as I haven’t got round to wrapping it yet, which got me into trouble for buying myself synthesizer bits and not asking for them for Christmas

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Easier to tell you the times that I haven’t tbh.

Also you can tell when Ant isn’t here because this would be like crack for him

“My wisdom teeth are the friends I lost along the way”

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No but I know @The_Respected_User has fallen down a well of lies

That’s as maybe, but unless it happened in the last 10-12 days, I’m sure he’s respectfully saving that tale for a more appropriate thread.

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Promised a friend I’d wait to watch Banshees of Inisherin with her
Accidentally saw it with other friends
Saw her yesterday she said “I can’t believe we haven’t made the time to go see Banshees of Inisherin yet”
Busy time of year sure, I said

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