lmk if you have
no i haven’t
OK you’ve got me but i can explain
Actually i can’t explain
@ the Werewolf thread.
I said no
Do they keep spouting aphorisms in the middle of meetings and you have to pretend you were just loudly clearing your throat?
You’ll be fine, just play the fool
Yes, tell him you meant it metaphorically
Labelled Mrs Parm’s birthday present as “Boring Synthesizer Bits” as I haven’t got round to wrapping it yet, which got me into trouble for buying myself synthesizer bits and not asking for them for Christmas
Easier to tell you the times that I haven’t tbh.
Also you can tell when Ant isn’t here because this would be like crack for him
“My wisdom teeth are the friends I lost along the way”
No but I know @The_Respected_User has fallen down a well of lies
That’s as maybe, but unless it happened in the last 10-12 days, I’m sure he’s respectfully saving that tale for a more appropriate thread.
Promised a friend I’d wait to watch Banshees of Inisherin with her
Accidentally saw it with other friends
Saw her yesterday she said “I can’t believe we haven’t made the time to go see Banshees of Inisherin yet”
Busy time of year sure, I said