#20

This explains a lot

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#21

Or alternatively…

#22

I LOVE THIS SONG.

#23

How do you pronounce the word bees?

  • Rhymes with days
  • Rhymes with crease
  • Rhymes with diaz
  • bzzzzzzzzzz

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#24

Rhymes with beads

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#25

none of those YSC

  • Rhymes with Cheese
  • I’m an idiot and it’s one of ma0sm’s ones

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#26

Well somebody’s got a biaz in their bonnut

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#28

Love bees. GBOBees. Was stung by once a few years back on the way to a festival and it didn’t hurt that much, surprisingly. Maybe I’m just tougher than I thought.

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#29

Everyone has shown a lot restraint in this thread there is not nearly enough bee puns. You have really behaved yourselves

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#32

I nearly applied for a job training bees to detect drugs once.

This isn’t a joke.

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#33

“get me some crack, you buzzy cunts!”

#34

They were to be kept in some kind of bee gun/wand until needed.

This is also not a joke.

#35

You’ve killed all the bees
We’ve killed all the bees

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#36

http://beesbeesbees.com/

#37

bees

  • fine
  • tory

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#38

You couldn’t train them as they wouldn’t beehave themselves

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#39

Someone at work convinced loads of people to chip in for a few beehives - he was pitching it as Brew Dog for honey. Think I put £15 in and got a single pot of honey back. The guy sold the rest of it to a couple of restaurants, pocketed the money, then fucked off. Never had any issue with bees themselves, so I guess the moral is that humans are terrible and bees are a GBOBs.

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